I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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