The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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