I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
