stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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