Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
there was a trapeze. enough said
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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