On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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