...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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