she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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