I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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