do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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