that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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