After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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