I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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Thrirty three degrees is figuratively freezing. Thirty two degrees is literally freezing. Way to bash someone who more than likely used a cliche correctly for once.
Drunk you channeled your Native American energy, and made fire for warmth.
Bwahahaha yup
Guys... It was literally freezing... Not figuratively...
First time I've seen my area code on here. So proud
Yikes
hope Indian you used sticks and brush to weigh down the leaves and keep you from burning the city down
Yay I'm so proud of drunk you!!
Evolution
I was all, "yay! Someone used the word 'literally' correctly!" and some moron bashed OP for using it at all. \n\nSo yay OP. Boo comment.
U have a good imagination.
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