But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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