): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize
