You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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