It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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