i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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