you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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