quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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