Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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