Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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