She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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