Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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