Do vagina's smell?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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