Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
