Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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