It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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