Whats the glycemic index on semen?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
