dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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