you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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