I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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