don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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