We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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