so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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