He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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