& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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