who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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