oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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