How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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