just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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