dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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