What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
ttyl tear gas
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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