You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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