this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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