Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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