Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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