i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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