my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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