Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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