Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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