real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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