Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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