She announced her abortion via fbk
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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