would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Randomize
