Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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