We're like a lot better than the average bears
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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